Ladies and Gentlemen, bitches n' hoes, step right up.


Young Reezy in the house and I wanna do my part to give back to the community. Being a thug ain't easy. I've seen all kinda things out on the streets. SO. I'm allowin' everyone to come to me with their questions and I shall impart my most thugnificent wisdom unto thou. Thee. What-the-Hell-ever.

...Yeah. 'Cept I ain't no Legal Bitch like the other dude.



[The Reezy is In.]

You can call me, 'Reezy-Almighty'.


[IC/OOC/Audience/Everyone fine. Ask a question, any question, and Riley will answer the best way he can.

..Which is probably not very likely to be the most awesome advice you'll ever get.]

Age: 8
Height: Shrimp.
Weight: ...stfu.
Medical Info: Has an extensive history of having his ass handed to him by Huey. Or Butch Magnus.
Eyes: Brown? Light brown? Hazel? Purple? Whatever the series decides on atm.
Hair:  Course hair braided back into cornrows.
Physical traits: Small, skinny build.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: ...Anything related to gettin' that paper and bitches.
Abilities: ...Being a hot-headed, annoying little nigga.
Notes for the Psychics: ...
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Yeah, son. Check wit' da homegurl first, ya feel me?
Maim/Murder/Death: Ditto.
Cooking: Go ahead. Cook him. I don't care.


Mun info:

Played by theflamingrose , who also plays Rock Lee (proudgreenbulge ). If you need to contact me, you may do so here, or on AIM @ ProudGreenBulge, or gtalk @ theflamingrose@gmail.com

Character: Riley Freeman
Series: Boondocks
Character Age: 8

Canon: Riley Freeman is the younger brother of the 10-year old, self-proclaimed black rights activist, Huey Freeman, and quite the polar opposite. Along with his grandfather and brother, he relocated from a predominantly African-American neighborhood in Chicago, to the upper-scale White suburbia called, 'Woodcrest' in Northern Illinois. This proved to be quite the culture shock for both Huey and Riley.

Riley is notably a troublemaker and a misfit. Fascinated by the 'thug' way of life, his main aspirations are to 'be gangsta', 'get that paper', and collect 'bitches' like trading cards. He sometimes accompanies Gin Rummy and Rummy's best friend, Ed Wuncler III, two young militants of European descent in their early 20's who are no less fascinated by the thug life than Riley is. Together, they team up to wreak havoc in as many ways possible in an attempt to prove their 'thugishness', be it pretending to rob a bank, foraging house robberies for practice, or attempting to kidnap Oprah Winfrey. Despite this, and quite ironically, Riley tends to display better judgement than that of the significantly older Gin and Ed. Let us not forget to mention that he is only eight years old.

He has quite the misogynistic outlook and refer to all women as, 'bitches'. According to Riley, having to spend money on women at all, including buying them dinner - regardless of custom - classifies all women as 'hoes'. He is also notably a bit homophobic, and is uncomfortable with any sort of same-sex affection, and dismisses nearly any of the sort as 'gay'. He sees envy as a positive thing, and bases his personal worth on how much hatred he accumulates, as the amount of hatred one accumulates is directly proportionate to how much wealth one has, according to Riley.

Other than that, he is actually an extremely gifted artist, possessing artistic talent far beyond his years. Of course, he oftentimes chooses to express this way in one of the most delinquent ways possible - which is through graffiti. He also is extremely talented at basketball, with an ego to match his skills. He can hardly hold a candle to Huey when it comes to fighting, but he always comes equipped - be it a one of his various pellet guns, a baseball bat...or a frying pan conveniently hidden in the back of his pants.



Sample Post:

...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

My name is Riley Freeman, but you they call me, a.k.a. Riley Escobar - you know what I'm sayin'? I got all kinds a' names, like, a.k.a. Lil Escobar, a.k.a. Young Jeezy, a.k.a. Lil Romeo, a.k.a. Riley Jeezy, a.k.a. Young Reezy, a.k.a. H.R. Paper Stacks, a.k.a. Horse Choker, a.k.a. Lil Jizzman, a.k.a. --No you shut the Hell up or I'm gonna go over there and pop you one. You think I'm kidding?
Anyway, I stand before you all to bring an important announcement.

Ahem.

First, I want to point out that all y'all niggas is gay. Not sayin' that I got a problem with you monkey-smackin', carpet-bumpin' folk... Just - if you gay, don't touch me. That's all. You hear me? I ain't into that. I got me a pencil right here and I know how to use it, just in case. Y'all gay niggas swarm the place like cockroaches. No hard feelings...Just sayin'. Other than that, we cool.

Secondly.

Where's the goddamn basketball court? As future child-star Young Reezy, I demand a basketball court. How's a young celebrity like me gonna stack my paper and get my hoes if I can't show off my skills? You better be ready to sip on some Haterade 'cuz I can take down any one o' yall. And if you want me representin' your team, contact my agent. I'm sure you've heard of him. Grandad "Bitches" Freeman. I take my payment in cold, hard paper and/or bitches. Yeah. And don't be sending me any of them zombie bitches, neither.

Third.

What kinda name is 'Camp F*ck You Die' anyway?! What's that supposed to mean? You expect me to believe that there's a goddamn giant tentacle monster in the lake? Nigga I'm EIGHT, not no damn four years old. And where all the black folk at? I know there gotta be some black people up in here. Can you raise your hand, like I am doing right now, if you of NEGRO descent? Come on now, we in Louisiana for crying out loud. Ain't this supposed to be like Blacksville or something? Black people, can you hear me? ARE THERE ANY PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT PRESENT. Please don't tell me I'm th---...AM I THE ONLY NIGGA IN THIS CAMP??! Pray to God I ain't the only nigga in this camp. If I am, I'm gonna go up there and smack God upside the head and tell that b*tch to make me a grilled-cheese sandwich. And some tacos. B*tch ain't got nothin' on me. Shoot.


Voting here! H-Holy bullocks. I had in no way expected such a high vote turnout. O.o; Almost makes me feel ashamed...